wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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Angel Garfield visits kids in London wearing full costume, April 08

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via foxy-feminist)

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

(via foxy-feminist)

Age of Ultron shooting

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"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." - Amelie (2001)

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dontshave4sherlock:

icavein:

kamikaze-kay:

bewareofthediscozombies:

mufasacunt:

Lets have sex and watch lotr.

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omg FRODO

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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