becausebirds:

Dine and dash.

"It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to."

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god-yes-sherlock:

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

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holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

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tactical-facepalm:

Ramsey couldn’t keep his angry facehttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
nymphoninjas:


I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.
Love,
A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

nymphoninjas:

I’ve been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship but then one day last April I decided to write my phone number on this regular customer’s double tall soy cappuccino. A month later I was moving all the way across country with my new best friend and lover. So this is an unedited picture of me and my boyfriend. No longer am I scared of my body, sex, or love. I went from being afraid to say anything to talking like a naughty Hallmark card. My favorite thing is this guy sleeping on my ass. Actually my favorite thing is just this guy in general.

Love,

A newly empowered lady

This is fucking tremendous, I’m really happy you shared your story of how you two ended up in this position. Being brave and open is such an important part of finding a positive partner, and I’m sure your submission will be inspirational to many ninjas still looking for someone to bond with. Learning to get out of bad relationships and be open to good ones is a very important lesson. Thank you for capturing your beautiful intimacy and sharing it with us, I really appreciate it. 

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hitchhikingtospace:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

every time I cross the crosswalk at CCAD.

Tags: it's so true

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

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They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. 

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